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Meet Circler McSpiralface, the prophet who sees the world through a swirling vortex of concentric circles.
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The Rectangles of Ridicule, because who needs actual prophecy when you can just be snarky?Join the Squares of Skepticism, where every answer is a question_goals
And don't forget to visit the Rectangles of Ridicule, because someone has to keep it real.
But be warned, the Hexagons of Hysteria are not for the faint of heart.